๐Ÿ‘‘ bite me ๐Ÿ‘‘

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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via eloc-n)

ladypaceofmirkwood:

Iโ€™ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

(via pilsuh)

unfriender:

I hate when people ask you โ€œdo you drink?โ€

like of course i drink,ย i have water like every day and when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box

ย 

(via seriously-saranghae)

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when youโ€™re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

(Source: lickme-like-a-loli, via minmeii)